vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”


k-indhearted: then we want what we see

k-indhearted:

then we want what we see


queenjayecee:

catsandcunts:

 

Reason why I’d vote for Ellen!!


they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.


  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

molegan:

number 1 rule of life

  • i like my favourite player more than you do


krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair


hockey-time-machine: Habs rookie Patrick Roy showing off his physique during the 1986 Stanley Cup celebrations.

hockey-time-machine:

Habs rookie Patrick Roy showing off his physique during the 1986 Stanley Cup celebrations.



wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT


fuckyeahpllsecrets: cavanuagh: omg what is wrong with people 1 of about 1000912498124398214210487102894 i love keegan allen.

fuckyeahpllsecrets:

cavanuagh:

omg what is wrong with people

1 of about 1000912498124398214210487102894 i love keegan allen.


there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that


Toby Cavanaugh season 3