i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
my only talent is not being in a relationship
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
"I don’t wanna hurt their feelings."